The Room with the Second-Best View
HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS
EUGENE, OREGON
Published in association with Books & Such Management, 52 Mission Circle, Suite 122, PMB 170, Santa Rosa, CA 95409-5370, www.booksandsuch.com.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Cover by Garborg Design Works
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THE ROOM WITH THE SECOND-BEST VIEW
Copyright © 2016 by Virginia Smith
Published by Harvest House Publishers
Eugene, Oregon 97402
www.harvesthousepublishers.com
ISBN 978-0-7369-6481-4 (pbk.)
ISBN 978-0-7369-6482-1 (eBook)
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Smith, Virginia, 1960- author.
Title: The room with the second-best view / Virginia Smith.
Description: Eugene Oregon: Harvest House Publishers, [2016] | Series: Tales from the Goose Creek B&B; 3
Identifiers: LCCN 2015051366 (print) | LCCN 2016003834 (ebook) | ISBN 9780736964814 (softcover) | ISBN 9780736964821 ()
Subjects: LCSH: Bed and breakfast accommodations–Fiction. | City and town life–Kentucy–Fiction.
Classification: LCC PS3619.M5956 R66 2016 (print) | LCC PS3619.M5956 (ebook) | DDC 813/.6–dc23
LC record available at http://lccn.loc.gov/2015051366
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Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Lulu Thacker’s Parsnip Maple Cake
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Tuesday’s Natural All-Purpose Cleanser
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Breakfast Casserole
Chapter Sixteen
Kentucky-Style Devonshire Cream
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Final Bill for Lorna Hinkle
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Take a trip to Goose Creek, Kentucky
About the Publisher
Chapter One
The moment his wife set a steaming bowl of chicken and dumplings on the dinner table, Al Richardson knew she was up to something. He narrowed his eyes and studied her too-casual expression as she scurried to and from the stove to deliver more dishes filled with his favorites. Scattered suspiciously among the green beans were bits of bacon, an ingredient Millie frequently refused to serve, claiming wifely concern for his health. The telltale scents of cinnamon and brown sugar wafted from a bowl of fried apples.
Al straightened his spine against the back of his chair, folded his arms across his chest, and leveled a mistrustful glare on her. “Mildred Richardson, what is the meaning of this?”
She paused in the act of setting a frosty glass of iced tea in front of him to lift a round-eyed stare his way. “It’s called supper, dear. We do it every night.”
“Not like this, we don’t.” He waved toward the brimming bowl of plump, delectable dumplings and added an accusation. “Is there lemon cake for dessert?”
His favorite lemon cake was reserved for special events, like anniversaries and Christmas, but occasionally she’d been known to brazenly wield the treat as a tool to accomplish an end of which she knew he would not approve. A powerful weapon indeed. If she whipped out a lemon cake, he might as well throw in the towel—or napkin, in this case—before he even knew the source of the upcoming conflict.
“No lemon cake.” She seated herself, her expression prim, but before he could heave a relieved sigh she mumbled, “It’s coconut cream pie.”
“You’re shameless.” His second-favorite dessert and one she seldom prepared because she insisted he would eat himself into a diabetic coma. He caught her gaze, not bothering to filter the accusation from his tone. “There’s a scheme rolling around in that head of yours. Out with it.”
Instead, she extended a hand toward his. “Can we at least say the blessing first? It’s your turn.”
He almost snorted. Another obvious move, a veiled insinuation that her objective enjoyed heavenly approval. Her lips pursed in a prim bow, she bowed her head. Taking her hand, Al cleared his expression for the few seconds it took him to murmur a quick prayer and then resumed his glower.
“Well?” he demanded as he pulled the dumplings toward him. “Explain yourself before the suspense drives my blood pressure any higher.”
If thirty-eight years of marriage to the woman seated beside him had taught him anything, it was that Millie refused to be rushed. Whether applying her makeup, stripping paint from the ancient carved banister in the entry hall of the monstrous Victorian-era house they’d purchased, or reading the comic section of the newspaper while he drummed his fingers on the breakfast table, his wife insisted on taking her time. Judging by her imperturbable expression and the slow, methodic way she ladled green beans onto her plate, not even the threat of her husband’s rising blood pressure would force her to speak before she was ready. Heaving a sigh, Al served himself an extra-large helping of dumplings. Might as well make the most of the edible bribe.
“Justin is moving out this weekend.”
She delivered the information casually, though she knew full well he was aware of their handyman-boarder’s schedule. An obvious ploy, one he easily recognized. She’d drop a few seemingly random tidbits of information, skittering madly from topic to topic while he grew dizzy trying to perceive a connection. All the while she’d be building a case, leading up to the final piece of data that tied them all together and revealed her objective.
All right. He’d play along. “On Saturday, I think he said.” He scooped a generous portion of fried apples and welcomed the sugary cinnamon aroma with a deep inhale. “That’s in three days, in case you’re keeping count.”
She ignored the statistic. “Violet and I are going to finish painting the back bathroom on Friday.”
Another random tidbit. Not the bathroom connected to Justin’s room in the front of the house, but the back one. Millie and Violet had worked their way from the front bedroom toward the rear, cleaning, repairing, painting, and decorating as they went. Between the two of them they had stripped enough hideous wallpaper (hideous in Millie’s estimation, though most of it looked perfectly fine to him) to smother every wall in Goose Creek.
Fork hovering over a morsel of juicy chicken, she watched him. Apparently a reply was expected.
“Okay.” He almost added, Sounds like a good plan, but put a dumpling in his mouth instead. Better keep his comments to a mi
nimum until he knew the stakes.
“That gives us three finished bedrooms, each with an en suite.”
“Mm-hmm.” He chewed the delectable dumpling, glad for an excuse to stay silent. Normally he would have corrected her use of the fancy word. Richardsons were plain folk. They used bathrooms, not en suites. But just now, the quieter he stayed the better.
She speared the chicken and lifted it to her mouth, pausing long enough to add, “The wedding is in thirty-one days.”
Another seemingly unrelated statistic, but he was beginning to see a connection. Nine months ago Justin Hinkle moved in to the upstairs front bedroom in a work-for-rent arrangement with which Al was perfectly satisfied. During the day the young man performed his handyman work for a growing clientele, while on evenings and between jobs he tended to the gazillion-and-one repairs necessary to ensure that this cataclysm of a house didn’t collapse and bury them in decades-old rubble.
This weekend Al and Millie would lose their handyman, who had bought a house with his fiancée, Dr. Susan Jeffries, owner of the Goose Creek Animal Clinic, where Millie worked as a part-time receptionist. He would live alone in the couple’s new home until the end of May, readying the place for his bride.
In other words, Al would have to begin paying for repair work again. He stabbed at an apple slice. The reminder of the impending drain upon his retirement funds zapped his patience with his wife’s verbal game.
“What are you driving at, Millie?” The words contained more peevish sting than he intended, but he refused to back down. “Tell me and get it over with.”
“Well.” She set her fork down on the edge of her plate and eyed him with a calm gaze that didn’t fool him one bit. He noted the rigid way she held her arms, indicating that her hands were clasped tightly in her lap. “A few of the wedding guests need a place to stay, and of course the closest hotel is twenty miles away. So I thought since we have three perfectly good en suite rooms sitting empty—”
“Wait a minute.” He stiffened his spine and deepened his glower. “Are you suggesting that we invite complete strangers to stay here? With us?”
“We are opening a bed-and-breakfast, Albert.” She picked up her fork and coolly scooped up a few green beans. “Hosting strangers goes with the territory.”
“Not until we retire. That was our deal, Millie.” He ducked his head to catch her eye. “You agreed to the timing, remember?”
“Of course I remember. This is only a little early.”
“Two years and eight days,” Al announced. “I have a countdown on my computer.”
She lifted a calm gaze toward him. “It’s not like I’m suggesting we put up a sign and start taking reservations. I think of this as kind of a practice run.”
“What’s to practice? You already know how to make beds and cook breakfast.”
Her answer was an exasperated sigh that came out more like a grunt. “I knew you would make an issue out of this. It’s not as if you’ll be inconvenienced. I’ll do all the work. You won’t even know they’re here.”
“I’ll know.” He cast an irritable glance toward the ceiling. “We’ll hear them tromping around up there. Flushing toilets in the middle of the night, waking us at all hours.”
Millie loaded her fork with apples. “Besides, it’s not like they’ll be complete strangers. They’re Susan’s and Justin’s relatives.”
“They’re strangers to me.” Now he sounded petulant, an attitude he detested. A mouthful of beans shut off further whining and gave him a moment to come up with an effective argument.
Truthfully, a few overnight guests didn’t sound all that intrusive. He’d be at the office during the day, and they’d probably spend their evenings with the bride and groom. What bothered him was the larger issue. If this practice run turned out well—and knowing his capable wife, it would—Millie would press to do it again. Next time the guests might be relatives of someone at church coming to town for a family reunion. Or a long-lost high school friend who needed a place to stay for a few days during horse racing season. If he agreed to this first intrusion, he could be subjecting himself to any number of strangers parading through his home, eating his food, shattering the peace of his morning coffee routine on the veranda. Before he knew what was happening he’d be the pudgy proprietor of a fully functional bed-and-breakfast, his pants too snug from devouring delicious bribes of cake and pie.
No. Sometimes a man must stand his ground. Stiffen his spine. Put his foot down.
He swallowed and looked Millie directly in the eye. “No.”
A split second later he wished he could recall the word. Wrong tone. Wrong tack. An arctic blast invaded the cozy kitchen. Had frost appeared on her eyelashes, he would not have been surprised.
“Pardon me?” She set her fork on the edge of her plate.
A decision lay before him. He could backpedal, try to climb out of the icy hole he’d just stepped into, and attempt to restore marital harmony. No doubt a wiser man would do exactly that. But that would mean conceding the argument, something he was not prepared to do. Time to reveal a bit of that stubborn streak she so often accused him of having.
“We have a plan, Millie. An agreed-upon timeline.” He picked up his glass, adopting a casual attitude he did not feel.
“So that’s it? I have no say in the matter?”
“You had plenty of say when we bought this place.” He waved his tea glass toward the kitchen doorway and the sprawling house beyond. “We don’t need six bedrooms, I said. We need room for the children at Christmas, you said. A deliberately misleading statement, I might add. You wanted to open a bed-and-breakfast all along, a fact that you kept from me.”
At least she had the grace to lower her eyes. “I don’t see why you have to drag up old arguments that have nothing to do with the current discussion.”
“But they do. The timing for the opening of your hotel—”
“Bed-and-breakfast.”
He heaved a sigh. “Bed-and-breakfast, then. You specified the timing. It was your idea to take our time fixing this place up and then open when we retire. Your plan, not mine. Plans are plans. They shouldn’t be changed at the drop of a hat.”
For a long moment she studied him, her eyes narrowing as though testing his resolve. Al kept his posture rigid, jutted his chin, and met her gaze.
With a stiff nod, she retrieved her fork. “Fine. Have it your way.”
It took a moment for her words to register. Was she really conceding defeat already? He cocked his head, not quite ready to believe her. “Do you mean you agree with me?”
“Not at all. I think you’re being a stubborn old poop.” She lifted a forkful of green beans and carefully flicked away a piece of bacon. “But I love you, and I don’t want to argue with you, so let’s just drop it. Eat your dumplings.”
Temporarily speechless, Al watched her cut an apple slice neatly in two. He didn’t believe her, not for an instant. Oh, not about loving him. They’d been together for too long, lived too much life together, to doubt their love for each another. But he knew his Millie. She possessed a stubborn streak every bit as inflexible as his. This retreat was temporary, a dodge so she could regroup and come up with another approach.
He turned his attention to his plate. Might as well enjoy the dumplings and pie while they lasted.
“You didn’t tell him?” The creases in Violet’s forehead traveled upward toward steely gray curls peppered with brown.
“That I’ve already invited Justin’s Aunt Lorna to stay?” An uncomfortable flush rose into Millie’s cheeks. She’d been so certain that Albert would see the wedding as an opportunity to practice their hosting skills, she’d agreed before asking him. Now she faced the unenviable task of telling her boss that plans had changed and she’d have to find another place for the relatives to stay.
She took a teacup from her best friend’s soapy hands, rinsed it, and applied a damp dish towel. “The opportunity never presented itself.”
“Hmm.” Violet pa
used in the act of wiping a saucer and assumed the stance of one about to utter a piece of sage wisdom. “Three things cannot long be hidden: the sun, the moon, and truth.”
Impressed, Millie asked, “Who said that?”
“Beats me, but it’s a fact.” She shrugged and plunged the saucer beneath the suds. “Maybe Al will change his mind.”
“Maybe.” Though she intended to try, Millie didn’t hold out much hope of convincing him. He’d seemed adamant. Not only that, but he’d struck a guilty chord with the reminder of her subterfuge concerning their purchase of this house. She returned the dry teacup to its place in the cabinet. “I felt sure the dinner would soften his attitude.”
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach,” Violet quoted.
Millie awarded her a sour grimace. “Apparently not.”
“The pie was delicious.” Violet gave her a sympathetic pat on the arm.
Millie cast a dissatisfied glance toward the remaining two pieces, covered and ready for the fridge. She’d been forced to rescue them from Violet who, after tasting a slice during their ritual Thursday afternoon tea, would have devoured every morsel without restraint. If the evening was as mild as the weatherman promised, Millie and Al could have pie and a cup of decaf on the veranda after supper. Then, when Al was happily satiated with leftover dumplings and pie, she would broach the subject again. Perhaps if she suggested only one houseguest, and that one an elderly lady, he’d be more receptive.
When the dishes had been put away and the kitchen table wiped, Violet retrieved her purse from where it dangled on the back of her chair. “One o’clock tomorrow?”
“Better make it two thirty. The celebration committee is meeting down at city hall at one.” Millie shook her head as she draped the damp dish towel over the oven handle. Why in the world had she volunteered to serve on the committee planning the ceremony to commemorate Goose Creek’s one hundred fiftieth anniversary? The biweekly meetings were boring and never accomplished anything, which she found beyond frustrating. If she were the committee chair, she’d—